I was late because

I was attacked by a kitten whilst riding my ostrich to work...
(Noodlejunkie, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 13:26, archived)

you nutter!
WOO!
( Dr Drink, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 13:28, archived)

that's from the real life locations
of Shenmue isnt it?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 13:30, archived)

possibly
the attack left me quite confused...
(Noodlejunkie, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 13:31, archived)

get 'well'
soon :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 13:49, archived)

I'm impressed that you can still potatoslap
after losing so much blood.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 13:45, archived)

luckily
the ostrich took the brunt of the attack! I'll never get a bird so loyal... Weep!
(Noodlejunkie, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 13:49, archived)