Onions
my first 'pearoast for comp'


From the Anthropomorphisation challenge. See all 303 entries (closed)

( Novander is floating above you, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:02, archived)

?!fuck the what

( Double 2 plums, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:04, archived)

If you put a piece of bread
under your top lip it stops you crying when you chop onions.
( Comma, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:04, archived)

But
if you put a loaf of bread on your head when you chop onions, it often falls off.
( mofaha, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:11, archived)

all u have to do
is chop the root off (with a sensible margin of error) first and throw it away. tis the root that causes the nastiness
( SteelPriest, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:19, archived)

onionise
if you stuff your eyes with bread when you chop onions I find that helps
(Niblet, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:26, archived)

I find Not being a wuss helps.
:P
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:28, archived)

i hold the onion away from my face
it's not as exciting as the bread option ( or indeed the under-the-tap method), but it's effective enough. And requires no props.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 2:43, archived)

I just
wear contact lenses. No problems at all. It stops the onion vapoury stuff from forming an acid, which is the cause of stinging eyes. There's a Top Tip for your next newsletter, Rob. :)
(Pseudonym, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 3:09, archived)

Just peel it underwater.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 4:41, archived)

mong!

(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 9:23, archived)