I'll take one!
EDIT: I'm drinking a fine Fuller's 1845 right now. Tasty stuff, but it's not Monkey Beer.
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mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 23:45,
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all the cool kids...
...are drinking pigfucker the clown beer.
/snobbery.
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postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 0:46,
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