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From the Anthropomorphisation challenge. See all 303 entries (closed)

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:36, archived)

Teh Condo
Phwoooer!
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:38, archived)

pffffft!

( Purple Onion, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:39, archived)

Haahahaha
It's the teeth that do it
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:39, archived)

It is a sexeh pout.

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)

and
teh lip gloss
( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:42, archived)

he he he
Condi loves teh hot dildo action.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)

Happy b3taday!

+ 1

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)

Tank you.

i didn't even notice.

yay! 4 years of skiving at work.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:50, archived)

Just think were you could be now...
if you had grafted rather than waste 4 years.
Probably dead actually.
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)

probably still in the same job, but very unhappy.

however i have a interview for a new job tomorrow afternoon, so fingers crossed.

new year, new job (hopefully) and a bundle of joy on it's way in the summer.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)

*wishes luck*

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)

Ta!

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)

Indeed!
Happy b3taday, why no candle?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)

There is a wax shortage...
in the great candle making man's ears.
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)

'cause it were yesterday

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)

COR!!!!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:42, archived)

even if she was the naughtiest bird in the world
she still munts!
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)

she doesn't give you the facking horn?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)

nah she gives me teh droopz

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:52, archived)

hahaha
Dear Mrs Rice,
I have got teh droopz. What the fuck are you going to do about it?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:53, archived)

"teh droopz not known at this address"

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)

Hot girl on girl action?

(Lord Eddy, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)

Hurp!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 11:47, archived)