you pulled some strings to come up with that didn't you

( The Great Architect is now a Ukulele Orchestra Groupie, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:07, archived)

it's put some
feathers in his cap
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:08, archived)

you know what they say, where theres a quill theres a way

( The Great Architect is now a Ukulele Orchestra Groupie, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:09, archived)

ooooooh
that's got me all a-quiver
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:10, archived)

considering I used to teach Archery at Uni a few years back
I really should have more archery-fuelled puns, but I'm out
( The Great Architect is now a Ukulele Orchestra Groupie, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:11, archived)

Damn.
And I hadn't even got as far as "bull" yet :)
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:12, archived)

he's but a fledgeling punner

( Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:15, archived)

I've a friend who used to write for The Archers

( Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:09, archived)

Does he get the scripts
delivered by Target Express?
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:10, archived)

yes, they bolt 'em right over

( Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:13, archived)

Straight to the BBC studio
in North-West London, right near the tube station 'Arrow-On-The-'Ill [as the locals pronounce it]
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:15, archived)

fucking hell.
what have i started!

"pun wars!"
(discodaz up yours,bollock chops!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:17, archived)

not your fault
they just break out randomly whenever the right opportunity presents itself :)
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:18, archived)

he he
it should break out more often,it,s very entertaining!
(discodaz up yours,bollock chops!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:22, archived)

Look out for
when DaveTheHat is around... he's the current champion [though some of us are after his title :)]
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:23, archived)

I saw a guy the wearing nothing but a raincoat and
scaring the ladies. He was arrested for fletching.
( Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:23, archived)

Did they have to 'draw'
his bits for identification purposes?
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:25, archived)

yes, but there was one of those inter-department quarrels

( Purple Onion, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:28, archived)

Ah,
that's why there was a quick "release".

[/getting desparate]
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 23:32, archived)