English teeth, English teeth!
Shining in the sun
A part of British heritage
Aye, each and every one.
English teeth, happy teeth!
Always having fun.
Champing down on bits of fish,
And sausages half done.
English teeth, heroes' teeth!
Here them click, and clack!
Let's sing a song of praise to them -
Three cheers for the brown, grey, and black!
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rogue sausage writes without effort and is read without pleasure, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 9:40,
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In the ging gang goo
where the cows go boo
and the monkeys all say bop
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 9:52,
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nearly . . .
In the Ning nang nong, where the cows go bong
and all the monkeys say Boo! . . .


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Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 9:54,
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in the nong-nang-ning
where trees go ping
and teapots jabber jabber joo.


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mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 9:56,
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Aah Spiky
There are holes in the sky where the rain comes in,
The holes are small, that's why rain is thin.
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daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 10:17,
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