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[challenge entry] oh well

From the Music and Food challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:31, archived)
# Nipples!
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:34, archived)
# yay
Breakfast nipples too, the best kind
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:35, archived)
# ?
Rice and curry for breakfast?

Oh, and nipples.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:52, archived)
# RIS?
and who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:36, archived)
# it doesn't matter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:36, archived)
# yes it does..
Id like her phone number.

LOL!!!1111! ROFLMAO!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:40, archived)
# her phone number is
0808 800 33 33
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:44, archived)
# I blee
her name is Tiffany Teen.

NWS, if you're feeling googley.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:48, archived)
# damn you
That's my bird you're talking about
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:49, archived)
# Sorry
I rather thought he was free for the feeling. Perhaps you should start charging?
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:53, archived)
# oh hell
Just help yourself, free pr0n birds for everyone...WOOHOO
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:55, archived)
# dream come true, it is
and i just came too
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:58, archived)
# well done you
now tidy yourself up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:00, archived)
# haha.
Well done? I didn't know one could do that badly on one's own.

Although, I suppose, there IS a bird involved...
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:03, archived)
# I can't imagine what she does for a living with a name like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:00, archived)
# Probably
she's a surgeon.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:04, archived)
# probably in need of a surgeon
(an arse tear specialist)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Did somebody say arse tear specialist?
I am, in fact, an arse tear specialist.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:19, archived)
# Limewire
Is your friend

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:14, archived)
# I'm sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:21, archived)
# So You
Should Be
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:26, archived)
# ahhh
Thats where I have seen her from then!

prefer Kate (with the foot) myself
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:08, archived)
# It's funny
I know exactly who you're talking about, and I don't even LOOK at porn.

/furtive fwap
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:13, archived)
# Eew
It's not polite to do things like that with polar bears....
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:22, archived)
# Hmm.
Would "fwapping furtively" have been a better verb/adverb combo? I didn't mean to fwap the bear. No sir.

/more furtive fwapping
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:29, archived)
#
sir ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Whoops!
Apologies, dear. Didn't mean to accuse of of having a penis.

an artist AND she's cute! *head slap*
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:42, archived)
# You are also an artist I see...
and...erm... scary!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Not really scary.
Just...Okay, yeah, scary.

In that picture. But I swear in real life I'm tall, dark, handsome and ripped.

u want me send u pix?

*prepares gross and inappropriate self-portraits*
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:55, archived)
# Girlfriend in a korma?

/edit: Phoooaaaaarrrbrrrrreakfastninnies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:39, archived)
# yay
£5
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:42, archived)
# Bit Hot
for a Korma.
It appears to have half dissolved the poor bint.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:52, archived)
# Nah
Deceptively deep bowl
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:54, archived)
# Tip.
Take her out of there
Lick her clean
Feed curry to dog
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:03, archived)
# Actually,
I'll take the curry. I'm pretty hungry, thanks.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:05, archived)
# Korma
Not worth eating.
You want a nice Madras you do.
(Preferably goat or mutton - best of all the curry meats)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Do you offer classes?
All this curry-talk is far too confusing for my poor American brain.

...seriously. I know naught of the ways of the curry. Except what I find in Thai restaurants.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:26, archived)
# Keeping it simple
Mutton Curry

Goat Madras

Even an American should be able to knock up a decent curry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:32, archived)
# Unfortunately, we're used to having all that done for us.
Built on the backs of slaves, and all that.

But I'll most certainly try my hand at the curry-making art. Thanks for teh linkorz :)
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:36, archived)
# Thai curries arent so good
Indian curries are the greatest thing to ever have been invented.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:34, archived)
# Yes?
I've never had Indian cuisine. There's an Indian restaurant not far from my home. Perhaps I should remedy the situation.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Nowt wrong
with Thai per se.
For Curry though you need Indian.
Recommend you go no hotter than Madras to start with.
Jalfrezi or Rogan Josh if you are a softy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:50, archived)
# I can handle hot things.
I rather like them, actually.

But: Madras, got it. I'll try to remember that. Thanks for the tips, once again. This b3ta session has turned out to be rather informative and educational. At the same time.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Always happy
to help one of our Colonial Cousins.

Next weeks lesson:

Democracy - what it really means.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:06, archived)
# GAH!
Damn you and your dirtiness at this time of day


would do but I don't have a dog
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:05, archived)
# edited repost?
woo!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:05, archived)
# indeed
But it would have bothered me all day so I was naughty
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:07, archived)
# 'ning !
How many of these have you posted now ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:10, archived)
# morning boyyyeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:11, archived)
# Repost!
But nice nipplage

/edit ahh new compo...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:12, archived)