If Mel Gibson made Christmas cards...

(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:23, archived)

well, he was fucking asking for it, right
hahaha. W00.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:25, archived)

Looking at that picture I'd say they executed Jesus for being a really shit carpenter

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:25, archived)

and a crusty bastard

have a wash and get a haircut!
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:26, archived)

Dear Jesus,
you were rubbish in Frequency.

Your dad,

Dennis Quaid/God.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:27, archived)

?
please explain.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)

Someone isn't being given RIS for christmas

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:31, archived)

What is RIS?
I keep hearing it being thrown around but never really understood
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:31, archived)

!
you

MORRISONS!
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:32, archived)

Someone made a piccy of a large 'Morrisons' sign where the RIS hadn't lit up
someone didn't quite work it out and said, "RIS? I don't get it..."
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:32, archived)

check out the 4rthur dictionary

( Derek Monte oh no you di'int, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:34, archived)

Thank you all
*weeps gently*
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:45, archived)

*passes tissues*

( Derek Monte oh no you di'int, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:53, archived)

Same actor in frequency/passion of the jesus
and frequency is shit
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:31, archived)

aha
that makes more sense, coz i haven't seen frequency as i was told it is, indeed, shit
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:32, archived)

I
blame it on him singing `thorn in my side` at the works do.
( Tyronne gog.com, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)

merry christmas !

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:25, archived)

But I thought they nailed santa to a cross...
...and spread reindeer blood on the door posts to ward off carol singers?
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:26, archived)

Works for me.
;)
( n8ive The Lurker at the Gates of Dawn, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)

Phew.
Glad to know six years in a Catholic School was worth it for me :)
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:31, archived)

I thought
you got 6 years for what you did in a catholic school!
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:34, archived)

That too.
I think it qualified me to be a teacher as the police keep inviting me to sign a register.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:35, archived)

.
Woo Yid.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:28, archived)

jesus christ
political agitator
and alleged son of god
happy birthday
even though it's not really your birthday and the
christians just nicked a pagan festival
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)

is he.. no he can't be.. surely not...
ok i'm just gonna ask. is he hugging a big hunk of doner meat?
(peteloaf has recently hornswoggled and is not ashamed., Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:32, archived)

i do believe you are correct!
mmmmmmmmmmmdonner i love thee
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:34, archived)

Yes.
The chili sauce seeps into his open wounds. Those Romans were bastards.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 11:34, archived)