You could have fun
with them pants. Get real high.
( Nastar, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 1:55, archived)

Only problem is getting them on...
It requires a fair amount of talcum powder, a flat surface and a sturdy coat-hanger.
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 2:01, archived)