My pet seagull goes out and causes havoc with his friends when i'm not around


From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 14:58, archived)

I'm sending that
to my mate Andy - he's an Albion fan. For his sins.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:04, archived)

heh
so very true...

some woman had her finger bitten off by one a couple of years ago. The seagulls down her are right feckers - and HUGE
( Darkedge, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:05, archived)

They're bastards to kill as well.
Very thick skulls.
( grifftinfoilhat, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

Especially when
silly feckers try to push them in to the sea.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:11, archived)

he was
actually trying to catch it.. dunno why.

not really surprising it shat on his leg then.
( Darkedge, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)

\urban myth
.
( huggybear, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:13, archived)

no it isn't actually
sorry it be true - i remember the paper and the fat they had to put loads of signs up down along the beach saying "Don't feed the seaguls - they can be dangerous".
( Darkedge, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)

Can't eat those feckers either!
Boil 'em and they go green!
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Sun 15 Dec 2002, 13:07, archived)