Ha! He's got a face like a
monkey's arse.

err...
( hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 0:54, archived)

or even
an arse like a monkey's face?
(PI, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 1:00, archived)

he could be constipated
you never know...
( Az The Spaz, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 1:03, archived)

whatever's going on...
I'm sure it involves 'monkey business'
( Flash_Bastard, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 1:27, archived)