I GONE MADE AM FUNNEH!
Probably the worst technique you'll encounter on B3TA, but fuck it...



FAO that Iranian cartoon contest

Source:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4688466.stm

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:04, archived)

but I thought Iran didn't believe in the Holocaust
its a funny old world isn't it
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:06, archived)

its a friendly friendlly world

( MrA, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:10, archived)

Thats because on the Iranian equivalent of Living TV
They have a program called Most Gassed in which a dubious scouser tries to convice people of the holocaust. That's why they don't believe that is. Yep
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:34, archived)

Is that
Basil Fawlty on the left?
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:09, archived)

where can I enter the competition?
edit: here's the site for the paper

www.hamshahri.net/

I'm just rtying to find the english version now
( darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:09, archived)

This.
We can show them that not only would the west publish them, but we'd be happy to draw the buggers in the first place!
( NobbyNobody got fired by the NHS for being sick, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:16, archived)

I wouldn't draw their attention to be honest
Otherwise half of us on here will be strung up from the nearest lamp post and burnt when they see this seething hotbed of heresy
( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:17, archived)

I not going to enter with my real name and email address

( darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:18, archived)

just call yourself
mohammed iqbal
from durka durka street
( grey matter, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:53, archived)

"Hams"hahri?
in a muslim country?
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:36, archived)

Looks like we can send in the whole b3ta back catalogue
I wonder what their reaction would be if one of us infedels won?
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:09, archived)

no doubt they'll be just as hilariously unfunny as the danish ones...

( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:11, archived)

3 infidels walk into a pub
an American, an Israeli and a Dane,
they walk up to the bar and order alcoholic beverages
and the great god Allah struck them down without mercy and burned their embassys
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:14, archived)

the old ones are the best

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:15, archived)

arf !
:)
(osiem, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:21, archived)

I thought the one about running out of virgins was funny.

( Purple Onion, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:15, archived)

arf!

shouldn't the contest be about mocking Christ?
( Purple Onion, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:14, archived)

Yes
but as usual, extremeists are missing the point entirely.
( NobbyNobody got fired by the NHS for being sick, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:16, archived)

Love this qoute
" I think they are trying to test us, to see if we are all extremists.
Well, DEATH TO THEM AND THEIR NEWSPAPERS"
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:24, archived)

yeah,
but I think Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is more of a
polemicist than an extremist.
( Purple Onion, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:25, archived)

technically
i think the closest christian thing would be moses, their gibs where cut in a similar manner.

only moses never had a bomb on his head
( DeKay There's jam in the bath!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:19, archived)

but he didn't have a problem with killing every
first-born child in egypt ;)
( Purple Onion, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:27, archived)

to be honest,
I don't think Muhammed was too into the explosive headgear either...
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:32, archived)