I liked the
kittens ...
"is that your paw?"

2nd place (not bad though, but)
(Sum-shusSue, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 5:27, archived)

I love Capybara
I worked at a zoo for a year, and I had never seen such a creature - Frightening little rodent buggers, they are, just frightening..
(peterdonaldson, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 2:50, archived)