yay!
seamonkeys rock!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:00, archived)

Just given birth to some actually
and I have to say, I'm finding them even more compelling than the internet!
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:01, archived)

some years ago, i had some that
lived in a pint glass.....

(you can see where this is going....)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:05, archived)

i think I do,
and its alright, they would have died anyway.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:07, archived)

Don't say that!
They live forever don't they?
(don't they?)
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:11, archived)

they are dull as
and they die within a couple of weeks (if they last that long)

Most pointless toy ever.
( Darkedge, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:12, archived)

Bollocks!
I had some for at least two years. I kept thinking they'd all died but then they'd come back after a few days. I only got rid of them because I came to uni. God knows how long they would have gone on otherwise.
( wayward., Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)

animals are not toys!
fact.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)

er, no they dont.
They live for about 3 months if you are lucky, before getting deseased and shufflin off the mortal coil.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:12, archived)

what are seamonkeys?
what are they?
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)

these are sea monkeys



kind of like brine shrimp.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:22, archived)

Although at the moment
they kinda look like this
.
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:24, archived)

for further info
old school sea monkeys
( Pootle, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:22, archived)

SAND FLEAS
FACT!

they suck..
( Darkedge, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:23, archived)

perversely, they live forever
until you bring them to life. Then they die.
Oh, and Santa Claus doesn't exist either.

Sorry about that.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:13, archived)

What about
if you really care for them
and feed them and everything?
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)

Santa won't exist then either
although the Tooth Fairy will, bizarrely.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:32, archived)

I looked after mine just like the instructions on the packet said,
and they all died : (

I even talked to them, and gave them names.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:32, archived)

Well
mine have survived three hours now.
Which is three hours longer than last time I tried to make SeaMonkeys...
(next you'll be telling me those x-ray specs never worked either)
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:39, archived)

oh they do,
its just you wont like what you see.

I mean, who's ever been turned on by someones lovely femurs?
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:43, archived)

Apparently

how it works
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:47, archived)

They Die
Quicker
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:44, archived)