perversely, they live forever
until you bring them to life. Then they die.
Oh, and Santa Claus doesn't exist either.

Sorry about that.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:13, archived)

What about
if you really care for them
and feed them and everything?
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:14, archived)

Santa won't exist then either
although the Tooth Fairy will, bizarrely.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:32, archived)

I looked after mine just like the instructions on the packet said,
and they all died : (

I even talked to them, and gave them names.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:32, archived)

Well
mine have survived three hours now.
Which is three hours longer than last time I tried to make SeaMonkeys...
(next you'll be telling me those x-ray specs never worked either)
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:39, archived)

oh they do,
its just you wont like what you see.

I mean, who's ever been turned on by someones lovely femurs?
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:43, archived)

Apparently

how it works
( Dr.Dunno, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:47, archived)

They Die
Quicker
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 12:44, archived)