Here we go: 5K and highly offensive.

That meets all the criteria dunnit?
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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 14:14,
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is Roy Chubby Brown on the other side of the note?
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Haku "Chris Waddle!" - http://b3ta.com/board/10647831, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 14:18,
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...just his arse
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The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 14:21,
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