If it's good enough for 'Coronation Street'.


From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)

ha ha ha
ha
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)

hahahaha!
I was at my friend's house last night and his 6 year old kid was shout and screaming. Suddenly my mated told his child that if he didn't calm down that Brian Peppers would come and take him away, it worked too.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)

Shame his sex offenses weren't against children...
...that would have made it even more sinister.



Not a shame really considering that would be sick and I don't wish abuse on any child.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)

Indeed
if I ever have kids, I'm going to threaten them with Brian Peppers too.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)

I thought he worked in a creche.
Who were they against then?
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:13, archived)

he slapped a nurses arse!
no kiddies or willies involved
( mr spoons, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)

...
How many times?
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)

only once. but that's all it takes when you've got specially made chainsaw mong hands! He then ate(but never abused) the fifth grade of a nearby primary school.
( mr spoons, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)

Really?
I wish it on them all the time.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:46, archived)

I read that as
"condom street"

hahaha
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)