Your collective mums.


From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 338 entries (closed)

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)

You're going down
in flames!
(schmoli, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)

don't you use the ignore button then?
i do
( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)

Front page me now
YOU NONCES!
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)

*votes*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)

do you love anyone enough to give them your last rofl?

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)

I had a pack of rolos for the first time in years the other day
...and I found myself strangely sad that there was no-one to jokingly give my last rolo to :/
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)

you could have posted it to me! :`(

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)

Aww

I almost posted it to my bit of eye-candy in Merca, but I'm guessing he wouldn't have got the reference, and just wondered why that crazy British chick was sending him more random stuff
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)

Oi!
www.b3ta.com/board/5666917
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)

he got away
he was out, probably off for some milk or drugs, and happened to be carrying a shotgun
( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)

happens all the time round my way.
*countryside*
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)

Brilliant!
I know I;ve sometimes thought about taking a gun to those in teh Sidcup Off License ;)

All they ahve is Bombay Mix and 7 month old crisps! never the nice beer or Semi Skimmed milk!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)

*backs away*
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)

You have obviously never been to where we live
/Sarf Eest Lahndahn!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)

hmm worked as an engineer in the city
for 5 years.

Its true i didnt go much south of the water.
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)

YEAH DA14 Kent
well fackin larrrndan
( my mum, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)

hahah subtle
pfft
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)

I'm here to waste time actually

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)

^this

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)

me too

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)

indeed
This is something I am rather good at
( tipassoi, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)

now that WOULD be a good compo

( my mum, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)

Yes.
I can't help thinking I'll want it back later though...
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)

Why I oughta....

(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)

ah but.....
Im wasting my spare time !

:P
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)

*notices tone of offense*
*notes regular use of 'your mum'*
*gets suspicious as to actual identity*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)

hold your horses Lou Rand
youre wide of the mark
( my mum, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)

Then you have my apologies good sir/madam :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)

That's right
I'm your dad.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!






now bend the fuck over
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)

Too shit to post in a new thread

75 bytes!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)

Hahah
Classic
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)

:)

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)

I like the file name.
It makes me think of a nazi who looks like Willow!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)

Ha! see mods - it WAS offensive!


now we have a strange backlash/copycat situation.
( my mum, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)

for creative, see nobbynobody's post above ^

( - D - Let it Beard, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)