nice
are they learning so that they can chat up poodles?
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 16 Dec 2002, 15:58, archived)

Do all
poodles speak French?
( wireless, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)

No. It's just French poodles who speak French.
They also have onions around their necks and they smell.
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 16:06, archived)