barely a joke, my country sucks


From the The World According To America challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(Morgan is a damn dirty hippie, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:00, archived)

Bananas!
 
B A N A
N A anas!
 
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:01, archived)

BAAANABANANA BANANANANAAAAA!

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:04, archived)

oh my...
I seem to have started something. *makes a mental note never to mention bananas ever again*


... oh, hell.
(Morgan is a damn dirty hippie, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:05, archived)

BANANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:09, archived)

FUNKY MONKEY EAT-A BANANA!

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:13, archived)

BANANANA YOU WEARING PYJAMAS!

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:15, archived)

I saw a girl with monkey pyjamas on earlier this morning,
She was vere nice.

100% of fact.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:40, archived)

Excellent.
*makes another tick on the clipboard*
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:43, archived)

I thought you went away?
Not that I'm rushing you or anything.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:59, archived)

Blast, b3tan to it!

CFB
( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:02, archived)

ahhhahahah
 
okay, that one got a big laugh.

woo!
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:05, archived)

exactly

(Cyrus, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:05, archived)

fast cars from italy?
what about german mean machines?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:04, archived)

I would've, but
I've noticed that most americans seem to ignore the majority of Europe, and at best, associate Germany with VW.
(Morgan is a damn dirty hippie, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:08, archived)

AUDI?
BMW? MERCEDES? PORSCHE?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:26, archived)

hahahahahaha
"Here there be Tygers" !
(Toin's, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 8:21, archived)