John Chapter 94 verse 7:
And lo on the fortieth day, unto the Arches of Gold He ascended.


John Chapter 94 verse 11:
And the lowly Spacktard quoth: Would ye like the fries with yon filets o fish.
And the Lord spake, saying that verily this was a feast and enough to feed five of an thousand or more.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)

now there's
a challenge the bible according to macdonalds!

moses - i'll have 5 commandments please
god - would you like to go large with that
moses - no thanks, on a diet
god - i'll throw in this toy of the pharoah being bummed by a goat?
moses - oh go on then
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

^ This
deserved more applause.

( collapsibletank Psst...., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)