I have a friend
who can lick his eyes.

Fortunately he doesnt do it very often.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 15:57, archived)

does he also
eat flies and live in a pond?
( Spoon, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)

he lives
in the valleys
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 16:02, archived)