Monkey fishing - great.
The other night, I dreamt I was adopted and I was Japanese. I was adopted by an American family and lived on a south sea island, in Micronesia or somewhere. We lived a happy life and went to the museum. A few years later though, my Japanese parents came and destroyed the city sitting on a giant concrete turtle which was eating people and snapped them in half with it's beak.

I'm not joking.
( grifftinfoilhat, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:05, archived)

a departure
from the really quite upsetting and awakening dream I had about the shed (that I don't have) being nicked from the garden (I haven't got. I woke up ready to smack someone
(discom bob, Tue 17 Dec 2002, 17:09, archived)