That unaccountably reminds me of
www.b3ta.com/questions/turnons/post23868/
( Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)

I wonder now,
will I ever be able to eat another cream egg after reading that?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)