Things that don't exist
Loch Ness Monster
Frankenstein
Magnum P.I.
Non-Catholic Gods
Darth Vader
The Phantom
The Beast


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)

RABBITS!!!
HAIRY JAPANESE....
( benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)

/milkseverytedpost
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)

lol
ah the joys
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)

ha ha!
great shop!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)

nice

( Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)

not sure which one looks more likely to yell
"FECK!"
( @><|= w0nu!) a little bit more cunty as of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

You missed
Ardal O'Hanlon's ability to choose good sitcoms after Father Ted.
( busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)

This
(is true)
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)