The downside would be magenta cocks everywhere

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)

But, to be fair,
there would be lots of baby penguins.



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)