People would be fitted with their own search engine

Damn it that I was a day late for the compo.

From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 263 entries (closed)

(Zouch was born on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:25, archived)

What an ace idea for a shirt sir,
woo!
( wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)

she looks dead.
woo!
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)

aawww
don't be so hard. It's just being a junkie that does it.
(Zouch was born on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)

And anorexic
Yaaaaaaays, best combination evaaah.
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)

the envy
of women nationwide ^^
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:34, archived)

Yeah, I think it's about time that women realise that they can never ever be thin enough
And whatever they try doing they'll still look fat and unattractive and will end up dying alone.
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)

Something
like that
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:41, archived)

Yeah, y'know- it's not a definitive guide, just more of a starting point to work from

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:42, archived)

Shit, those ribs are hot
Nothing gets me steamier than seeing a girl's ribs through her skin. Mmmmm.
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:30, archived)

this ^

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:34, archived)

In Lisbon, I saw a woman whose upper-arms were as wide as pencils, walking through a shop
I wanked off that image in my mind for weeks afterwards.
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)

!
I'm praying you are still taking the piss!
(Zouch was born on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)

:D
Well, there's a fine line between subtle satire and twattishness.

And I always seem to go past it.


Nah, anorexia is horrible and so is morbid obesity. Really, you should be content with whatever size you are. Unless that size is fat.

How can I never seem to redeem myself?
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:39, archived)

Tits did not match any documents!
Hahahaha. Skinny rich cow
( in vino veritas, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)

Hahaha
I actually sniggered at that
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)

MMh..a pleasant brown deposit
/autocomplete 0_o *scared*

yep, hadn't we suffered enough before you extended it a day?
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)

hmmmph
well, I hoped this was a bit different to most of the entries.
(Zouch was born on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:30, archived)

It is good sir
Don't you worry your pretty little face.
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:31, archived)

hehe
cheers
(Zouch was born on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What a flat screen!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:29, archived)

pfft

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:31, archived)

:)
Doesn't mean it's not woo!, sir!
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)