cows are supercilious bastards:

Fact.


edit: erm devious, arrogant...erm same difference.
Arse. Must remember to look before Arrrrgh!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:17, archived)

I made nose air cos of that
thank you

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:20, archived)

I blame Asterix
for the entire population being unable to say "Asterisk" correctly, let alone spell it.

Apart from that, thanks muchly :)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:50, archived)

BUt they forgot about

(techsmurf, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)

Revenge is a dish best served
grilled?
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)

we had
to rough it in the old days!!!

( robh has written a book (see profile), Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:55, archived)

Heheh
the bovine (small b) equivalent of the Fear. Moo!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)

Hahahaha.,
see them cower!
(techsmurf, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:24, archived)

deliberate pun?
Becows it cud hay've been.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:46, archived)

LOL
Serves the buggers right! (sorry)
( Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:25, archived)

ser ves the buggers
well done with chips :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:34, archived)

And some
nice mushrooms and a diane sauce. mmm!
( Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)

I'm sorry to butt in
but - DIANE Sauce?
Is this similar?
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:37, archived)

is that
'gentleman's relish' as in 'man fat'? I think we should be told. but not shown
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:41, archived)

do
you mean "hot fish yoghurt"?
( Tedmus, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:43, archived)

that's the
bunny^W stuff.
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:11, archived)

"Hello my dear, I see you have a lusty requirement
...for a helping of my Englishman's relish"

Ding-dong!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:43, archived)

I don't think so.
Diane sauce is a creamy, mushroomy sauce which is excellent with steak and served in decent restaurants. Especially if you have saute potatoes, but chips are nice too.
( Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:42, archived)

you b'aint be afrom around these parts
you and your funny cityfolk ways...


You b'aint be wantin' to walk abroad the noight round 'ere, Ma'am.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:48, archived)

I live in a town full of farmers and fishermen
I was raised by a single parent on benefits. But Steak Diane is my most fave meal ever.
( Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:52, archived)

well I grew up
clinging to the belly of a shetland pony in the Outer Hebrides. I had to be coaxed away from the comfort of my surrogate pony-mother by friendly council workers brandishing drugged sugar-lumps.

That may or may not be true.
I must try this Steak Diane some time.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:56, archived)

batsgirl's right - it's
v.nice indeed....then there's pepper sauce..mmm...or just bloody brown sauce 'cos I love steak :) Even when there's blood dripping out of it an' soakin' the chips. dead classy, me
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:12, archived)

I'm a medium-rare girl myself
And even without sauce I like steaks (uh-oh...)
( Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:19, archived)

You really do
leave yourself open dont you..?

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:23, archived)

MEAT!!!
!
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:19, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
eat :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:25, archived)

hehehe
mooperb!
( zerolicious, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)

Woo!
TJ:

Koooit!
Just listened to I can't fucking hummus again. And ningy-poo-poo-ding is the funniest thing I've heard in a looooong time.
( EvS, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:26, archived)

Cheers good man
Feel free to listen to my new song I did today

www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Dearest.mp3

Or if you are feeling generous - go and spend some wonga.

-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:51, archived)

Oooo
very nice!
( EvS, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:02, archived)

love
the bass!
( EvS, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:03, archived)

cheers
:)
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:09, archived)