that's highly fucking true
the apple pie filling is taken direct from beneath the Earth's crust. Is evil.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:56, archived)

i must be the only man on earth
never to have had a hot mcdonalds apple pie.

last time i asked for one the daft bint took one out the fridge.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:00, archived)

macdonalds apple pie, when cooked normally;
guaranteed to cure any mouth ulcers or oral infection (lol, I typed oral).

By cure of flames.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:02, archived)