Smug Bastard power!


Now just shove a lead up his arse and away you go - this one smug bastard alone could produce enough smug in one week to power 10 thousand American deep fryers and electric leaf blowers for 10 thousand years.

Then we can all get our citizens & family members the fuck out of the Middle East.

Sorted!

From the Alternative Energy challenge. See all 111 entries (closed)

(Lancelot Link - Secret Chimp, Sat 29 Apr 2006, 8:21, archived)

but can it be milked?
or is that asking too much from a power source?
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Sat 29 Apr 2006, 8:56, archived)

Of course it can be milked!
I didn't suggest a power lead be shoved up his bunghole as a result of some kind of weird, perverse and ever-so-wrong and dirty sexual fantasy that I have and can't get out of my head whether I'm awake, asleep or 'on the job' as it were, you know!

Or...............did I??

I'm not saying.
(Lancelot Link - Secret Chimp, Sat 29 Apr 2006, 9:57, archived)

yay

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sat 29 Apr 2006, 9:10, archived)