pimp my nonce

( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:15, archived)

R to the motherfucking IS

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:18, archived)

^this!

( Mousing, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:21, archived)

hose = hoes

( homonk is gay for chairs, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:22, archived)

ahhh!
this amuses me
( Mousing, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:24, archived)

Haha
I just discovered there's someone at my faculty who actually has "Ris" for a first name. :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:22, archived)

EDIT: "hose". right.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:21, archived)

ohh!!
that's a good ris!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:27, archived)

hehehehe
woo
( homonk is gay for chairs, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:21, archived)

no i said
FORK HANDLES, you know, handles for forks...
(broccoli holocaust, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:23, archived)

"Got any 'O's"?

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:25, archived)

"'O's for the gate - 'Mon Repose' - 'O's"

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:33, archived)

Ha!
I know a woman who went into a store and asked the (Africn-American) clerk if they had black hose.

After a "burn in hell" look, her friend finally said "Stockings, Barbara! You mean black stockings!"
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:23, archived)

word dawg!
LOL
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Mon 22 May 2006, 19:24, archived)