Does this include

the owners of 1337 animals?
(today's metro)

Edit: I'm not even sure I understand this week's compo
( Fishcat , professional jamwich, Wed 24 May 2006, 20:31, archived)

buy give their dog food?

fire the editor
( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Wed 24 May 2006, 20:33, archived)

Hahaha
it's a free paper, they use infinite monkeys to write this stuff.
( Fishcat , professional jamwich, Wed 24 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

27+32+26
that leaves 15% happy to give dogs what they deserve. cow spine in jelly. and that's being generous. everyone knows dogs deserve tying in a sack and drowning by rights.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 24 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

Well i'm hoping those percentages
aren't mutually excusive
( Fishcat , professional jamwich, Wed 24 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

well spotted
your brain has been damaged by the internet.
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 26 May 2006, 11:46, archived)