If Tom Cruise had his own private heaven.
Would this be it.

imgsrc=httpwww.b3tards.comuploadstom_mag_copy.jpg

edit: no cause i fucked up the link

edit:watch this space!!!!

imgsrc=http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/tom_mag_copy.jpg
( RBF esquire. has lost his hummous., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:49, archived)

zomg!
Read the FAQ!
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:49, archived)

^
this
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:52, archived)

*Looks at watch*
*fourty minutes*

You would think he/she would have either figured it or deleted it by now..
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 21:22, archived)

or hasn't finished wanking/flicking.

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 21:27, archived)

Given our b3ta bro' Albert the mildly deranged
tells this person exactly what to do about three posts below it's incredible.
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 21:30, archived)

haha
what a mighty good b3tan.
(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 21:34, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( NobbyNobody, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:49, archived)

^
that
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:52, archived)

You post images like this:
<img src="http://website.com/image.jpg">

Make a note of it!

Also, pay attention to the bit after the http - it goes colon, slash, slash, like this:

http://

If you miss any of that out it won't work.
The slashes in the address are also needed. Please don't remove them.

So, you would write this:

<img src="http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/tom_mag_copy.jpg">
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:52, archived)

^
and what he said
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:53, archived)

^
and continues to say, as the newbie digs his hole even deeper and deeper...
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:59, archived)

it's like hard though
to read the faq..

there's all these letters, in some kind of .. order?
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 21:01, archived)

To be fair
It is tedious to read through, and remember, a whole FAQ when all you really want to do is dig in to the b3tary goodness.

That's why I'm now all fluffy to newbies like this who don't quite get it right first time around :)

Or, in this case, 12th time around...
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 21:06, archived)

well, I'm largely fluffy
but the immediate gratification thing just takes the piss, you don't even need to register for the immediate gratification after all.

So I have no idea really, it takes all kinds to make any community.

*edit* this post makes no sense, I really have no idea anymore
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 21:29, archived)

it's like
sentances, or something? I don't know. No time for such things in this busy workaday world of ours!
( Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 21:06, archived)

this way

(GWhizz, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:16, archived)

yes!
tom loves malformed image html!
( gaijintendo Spreading the Love Thinly, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:53, archived)

Are you drunk?

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:55, archived)

zomg!
Read the compo!
(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:56, archived)

he's probably have teh upload codez

( naD, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 20:57, archived)

coads not for hearing upload site not yes
Teh uplaod codes
( Black Moon Cock of the Infinite, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:22, archived)

He must think preview
doesn't actually do anything in the initial posting stage, only after you have posted are you able to see the picture.

Like.... well useful preview then isn't it?
( Black Moon Cock of the Infinite, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 22:15, archived)

This is my second post,
my first was the Cocktease Tom cruise thing. Sorry for being a bit new.
( RBF esquire. has lost his hummous., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 23:39, archived)