apologies for length

From the Elect the Tories challenge. See all 186 entries (closed)

( Mushroom, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:52, archived)

LIES!
LIES I TELL THEE!!
( Laice , was Rogitating on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:53, archived)

hahahaa

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:56, archived)

well i'm glad labour have built new housing.........
on a floodplain...........
..........when sea levels are going to rise from global warming.
( Laice , was Rogitating on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 9:03, archived)

The are going to use Prezza as a barrier
He has nothing else on at the moment
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 9:06, archived)

so why's he getting exercise,
playing croquet?
( Laice , was Rogitating on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 9:07, archived)

hahahah
you really are a conservative voter aren't you
:D
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 9:17, archived)

no
not at all :D
/sarcasm
......what would boris do?
(and i've even got the t-shirt)
/nosarcasm
( Laice , was Rogitating on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 9:20, archived)

worth every inch

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:53, archived)

no apologies needed sir! - nice one!
/this compo should be right up bewitched_2_k's street
( The Great Architect, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:53, archived)

w00t!
Aceness
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:54, archived)

dont apologize for the length...
...I never do
( surfpunk anyone remember me???, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:54, archived)

subtle, maybe too subtle...
It's a bit hard to see what you're trying to say.

Also, compo it harder and faster than it ever imagined it could be compo'ed.

P.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:55, archived)

compoed
and I suppose what I'm trying to say is summarised in the logo. I don't personally believe they're in the least bit repentant, but this compo wants me to shed a good light on them, so perhaps the fact that you can't tell what my true motives are is a good thing.
( Mushroom, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:57, archived)

are you sure you're not 40?
;)


you have a very mature, wise and cynical head on them thar shoulders young sir!

woo


Vote Green

under no circumstances must you ever vote L*bour
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:55, archived)

YAY!
FREEBIES!!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:56, archived)

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice to see you back m'laddo, you've been missed....

/we have since improved our aim, however ;-)
( The Great Architect, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:57, archived)

Yes, I'm not 40. Feel it though! *cries*
only kidding. Thanks :)

The other thing I noticed while making this is that excepting the pits and the bit about the economy, the same can be said for New Labour, which is vaguely depressing.

doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in... etc.
( Mushroom, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 8:59, archived)

He's back!
*you dropped off msn in mid-welcomeback*
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 9:16, archived)

you know...
...put a different logo under there and it could serve as a dutch election poster
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 9:04, archived)

Hahahahaa

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Thu 8 Jun 2006, 9:08, archived)

They didn't mention...
...the steel mills or the shipyards.
(Milt I like gin., Thu 8 Jun 2006, 9:11, archived)

Whine on
Gotta love how "the loss of mining communities" are lamented by white-collar fuckwits. I bet you still wish 6 year olds were crawling up your chimney to clear out the soot .. better they get real jobs. Like Estate Agency, or kitten juggling.
(Prince of Prance, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:10, archived)

I hope you're being vaguely tongue in cheek there and not just being an immense cock
because far more than the mining jobs were lost - the loss of mining jobs made entire local economies collapse, plunging many many people into hardship
not to mention the fact that they were given bugger all help finding new jobs, and the loss of their jobs was largely the result of a thatcherite vendetta against the miners.
thousands and thousands of people were adversely affected by those decisions and the Tories have never once shown any remorse for it whatsoever.
( Mushroom, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 7:01, archived)

Vaguely tongue in cock
Ask a miner if he wants his son to be a miner. Speak from a real position, and not a rose-tinted idealist stance. Aye, Thatcher deserves death (repeatedly), but when it's cheaper to bring coal to the UK from Australia than to dig it out our own soil, I couldn't give a XXXX for the pits. Now if they had opened up biomass farms and retrained the miners to grow this, I'd have been a lot happier also.
(Prince of Prance, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 0:25, archived)