that's what they should be named

( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:16, archived)

been having customer service issues?

one for you jeccy.....


Swansea Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.

Within a few weeks,the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem-the gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.


While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Gareth, a big Welsh lad from cardiff, responsible for fixing the Zoo machinery.

Gareth like most cardiff boys, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo Administrators thought they might have a solution.

Gareth was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have a shag with the gorilla for £500.

Gareth showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.


The following day, Gareth announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions:

"First", he said. " I dont want to kiss her."

"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

"Well," said Gareth.........."could you give me another week to come up with the 500 quid."
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:18, archived)

that is YEARS OLD
in fact, that's so old, Swansea aint got a zoo no more :D
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:20, archived)

it only reached Port Talbot yesterday it seems
:)
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:21, archived)

And when they did
they called it a 'Sw'. Silly welsh cunts.
( routine and Pantene, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:22, archived)

Oi!
I resemble that remark. And so do they ^^
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:27, archived)

I'm going to the sw sw sw
how about yew yew yew
( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:33, archived)

oh dear
have a pearoasted bra



Sorry, I had to pick A post to post it in
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:20, archived)

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( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 10:22, archived)