Seams? What Seams?!


From the New Road Signs challenge. See all 662 entries (closed)

(Gallers, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:23, archived)

hehe
theres no better style
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:25, archived)

The giver
needs to have one or both hands behind his head for the ultimate in style
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:28, archived)

ever tried the moose?
its the up-most fun you can have while bumming some-one
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:29, archived)

Do tell.....

( 4dam party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:29, archived)

while behind your partiner
put your hands above your head in an antler form, wiggle your fingers and scrunch ya face up.

1 point for getting away with it

2 points for actually making a "mooooooose noise"
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:32, archived)

*chortles tea out though ears*

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:33, archived)

it more fun to see her face
when she clocks you doing it.

what sillyness do you prefer in the bedroom
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:35, archived)

I like swinging from the light fittings with a kettle lead
dangling from my teeth
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:36, archived)

*pictures*
*gets turned on*
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:37, archived)

When doing her from behind
withdraw and spit on her back, as if you've cum

Then when she turns round to give you an after sex hug, CUM IN HER EYES
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:37, archived)

ahahaha
theres no greater target then in the eye!

BRAW!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:38, archived)

conformity
Is malnutrition
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:38, archived)

This one's more convenient in the kitchen
get your partner to shove the handle of a frying pan up their jacksie.
Grab the nearest spherical fruits and bob's yer uncle - 2 player impromptu cricket.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:42, archived)

hahahahahaha
Or at swinging party, three men could stand together, and balance wickets between their cocks
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:45, archived)

Ahh
I see you've played before.

Any splinters on withdrawal?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:50, archived)

No,
mainly because i had to pad out the handle with duck tape..

/wizards sleeve blog
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:51, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:54, archived)

been there
got drunk with aussies :)
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:25, archived)

?!

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:40, archived)

Bitte
nicht so schnell!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:28, archived)

Ja
Ich Commen sie bitter


or something
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:29, archived)

Ich heisse adam
ich bin sieben und swanzig jar alt
Ich liebe pferde
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:32, archived)

babel fish is cool:
I am called Adam I am sieve and swanzig jar old I dear horses
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:33, archived)

I am adam
I and 27 years old
I like horses
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:34, archived)

Ich liebe deinen grossen
brustwarten

only phrase i remember from highr german....
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:35, archived)

who doesn't darling!

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:37, archived)

is liebe not love?

( 4dam party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:38, archived)

yes and I replied in english
as I don't know the german word for darling :)
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:44, archived)

Does that mean
my Liebeherr fridge means 'Loverman'?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:46, archived)

No, i was meaning
with regard to your translation of "Ich liebe pferde"

Ich liebe Pferde
Am besten aller Tiere
Ich liebe Pferde
Sie sind meine Freunde
( 4dam party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:48, archived)

ICH BIN EIN BERLINER!!!!

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:34, archived)

Wo ist der bahnhof?

( 4dam party, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:29, archived)

NOOO

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:33, archived)

ich weiß nicht... wo ist der bahnhof?
ich will fucking gehen, so ich kann die leute da ficken!
(Gallers, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 20:12, archived)