Mmm.. I remember.
This, however, was inspired by a harrowing experience yesterday at my wife's aunt's birthday party.. until then, I had had a happy three decades devoid of that particular evil.

As I remember commenting when the Morris Dancers turned up: "I wonder what was invented first.. the Morris Dancer or the crossbow?"

If my two year old monkeyboy was traumatised by what he saw yesterday, I will litigate.

j
( syzygy, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 13:58, archived)