wow - look at that!
tell me your not a morris dancer...? Not that there's anything wrong with it mind, but err... there's a few things wrong with it, really, don't you think? Just a bit?
( pep, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

my dad once sent a letter to our house
under a false name asking me to morris dance at a party cos i was from devon, and it said "your father has told us you would be happy to". i got really pissed off till i realised it was all a joke.
( mikeisbrill, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)

yay your dad!
Now I'm just visualising you in tights...
( pep, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:20, archived)

never worn em
although i did once wear leather hotpants, knee-high leather boots and a studded dogcollr to go to a party. i went to the wrong house first and scared the shit out of a poor woman.
( mikeisbrill, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)

Good heavens no!
I'm certainly not a Morris Dancer. Crivens..
Have a look at my reply to you down the page...

j
( syzygy, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)

I'll let you offf -
I fear for your child tho
;)
( pep, Sun 21 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)