They get everywhere.

And they distort the grocery market.

From the Brits In Space challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

( drunkenoaf, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:03, archived)

You need to relax, try some
acupuncture.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:04, archived)

Gaaa!
that doesnt look very relaxing
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:07, archived)

I dare you to combine it with goatse.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:09, archived)

it looks like
it did remind me of that at first.

but then www.goatse.cx was my homepage for many years

my new homepage is www.cherrycake.org
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:14, archived)

I shall click neither of those.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:16, archived)

wish i'd thought of that
instead of thinking, hmmm, what can be so harmful about cherrycake?...

cake and cherries... oh no, not here :(
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:17, archived)

oh my god
that made sick a bit!

(the cherry one)
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:16, archived)

i apologise
but now you have the pleasure of passing it on to someone whose reactions may well be very amusing

(grandmothers are my favouirite)
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)

hahaha
genius but i think it might kill my grandma if i showed her...

maybe someone else's
/plots
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:21, archived)

you have a bizarre taste
in homepages
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)

^^this

(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:25, archived)

its so
i can say

"OI MUM! load the internet for me pretty please"
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:28, archived)

that beats my grandma plan
haha
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:30, archived)

Ooooh whats your grandma plan?
/intrigued

edit: ah, the one thats written 5 posts up, der
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:33, archived)

find one and...
kidnapp her and do a clockwork orange style attack...

not the most subtle of plans i feel
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:37, archived)

uh huh
i'm now scared


( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:48, archived)

haha
thats great, granny nabbing action

i just realised i have posted 206 messages (including this) in 7 (well 8 now) days...

i feel that probably isn't a good thing!
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:52, archived)

a mere fledgling
putting me to shame
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 3:03, archived)

oh god

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)

Jesus S. Fuck, that's nasty.

( Shiksa, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:48, archived)

Is it the harlequin baby
or the bloodied head?

/still not clicking
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:55, archived)

well, both.
it's a one-two sucker punch of GAAAHHH.
( Shiksa, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 3:10, archived)

eep!
his mouth is like a lamprey's
( Cunthorse cock locked, ready to rock, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:11, archived)

argh!
you just had to make me think of lampreys before bedtime didn't you?
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:14, archived)

hehe
sorry
( Cunthorse cock locked, ready to rock, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:22, archived)

hahahahahaha
i was thinking about this earlier.
beacuse i wanted to go to a tobacconist and buy a pipe but i thought "i cant becuase tesco made all our shops in our village close down, i wish i lived in that other village."

then i realised if i actually bought a pipe id probably not like it :S
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:07, archived)

I would ahve done starbucks
but they're merkin


( drunkenoaf, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:18, archived)