THIS IS MY COMPO ENTRTY. CHARLIE SHEEN IS NOT BRITISH THOUGH BUT WHATEVER.


From the Brits In Space challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:11, archived)

<shatner>Rocket?!...Man!!!</shatner>

( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:12, archived)

He could be.
 
If he, like, married a british person or something.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:14, archived)

Thats true. Also I'm sad that the Don johnson thing you started never took off. I made this and I forgot it.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:15, archived)

see, that ones only 38k
you can do it, come on man, focus!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:16, archived)

Heh heh heh!
 
Oh, I don't think Don's going anywhere fast.

Except in my goddamn truck, of course.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:17, archived)

Come on Dr D
That's twice the size it should be, don't bork the Image Challenge page up!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:16, archived)

It is? I have no clue how to operate my crappy image software. I got "Adobe photoshop elements" and I keep getting jokes made at my expence.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:20, archived)

Here's less colors. Does this work?

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:28, archived)

When you're going to save an image
and you click 'save for web' you need to move the little slider that says "quality" until the filesize is under 50kb. The filesize is under the preview window. If you don't see it just make sure the "optimized" tab in the preview window is selected. Sheen be praised! That works for jpgs anyway. If you're using gifs you can reduce the number of colors, or the physical size of the image, or there's a little slider called "lossy" that can get sizes down.
( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:30, archived)

It doesn't show up for .PNG files which have to use for the transparency and thats no good. I see what I can do for .GIFS.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:38, archived)

Transparency works in gifs too
( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:41, archived)

have you EVER read the FAQ? :D

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:42, archived)

Yes. Twice.
sericouly. I mean srsly.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:51, archived)

What he lacks in British
he more than makes up for in acting.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:19, archived)

PIP PIP CHEERIO, OLD SPORT! I SAY!

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:20, archived)

PIP PIP
YOU MUST BE GETTING TIRED OLD BEAN!
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:25, archived)

INDEED LORD GAJIENDO. SLAVE LABOUR! I SPELL COLOUR WITH A U!!
IM BRITISH!
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:28, archived)

WOULD YOU LIKE A NICE CUP OF TEA OLD CHAP?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:36, archived)

HE ISN'T DEAF OLD CHAP
HE IS INCONTINENT.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:56, archived)

and this is why the gay shift RULEZ!
LOLROFLELEVENTYMAYO!!!!!
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 7:33, archived)