British Mars venture stalls...


Arguments as to the precise route halted the project at the planning stage.

From the Brits In Space challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

( enceladus, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)

so true

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)

ace
those methane clouds are a bastard at rush hour.
(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)

Dunno what the hell you're on about
If you U-bend around the 3rd ring of Saturn whilst backfiring down the St. Elmo's pipe, you'll be able to beat the blockade at the M26 AND clacket lane!
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)

well...
£5 quid toll for St. Elmo's pipe these days though?
I go the polar route on principal. What do you pay your taxes for after all?
eh?
(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:32, archived)

You're forgetting about Van Allen's Belt...
there's a congestion charge now.
( enceladus, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)

alright,
fuck it all then, let's just stay in and watch Dr.Who.
(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)

Yeah
Mars is crap anyway.
( enceladus, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
and I'm sure thats even funnier if you know about "teh planets" and stuff
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)

I know bugger all!
All cobbled together from a glance at wikipedia, I'm afraid...
( enceladus, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)

Hahaha!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)

hahaha
So true
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)