Jobsworths!


From the Brits In Space challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

(MichaelLinge (ywc), Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)

book 'im Dano!

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)

That's all well and good
but what does the LTJ bit stand for?
*wonders if Prod will know wtfiaboa
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:41, archived)

happy b3taday
:)
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:43, archived)

^
this! :)
(steben, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:46, archived)

Thank you and
thank you :)
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:48, archived)

Less Than Jazzy
I would assume, being ethereal and boring DJ?
( Piggers woo, married nearly 8 months, go team me!, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)

Ooh
could be. Well it fits anyway.
He's not boring. I think he makes DnB fluffy.
*likes the fluffier types of DnB*
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)

LTJ actually stands for nothing
it was just something that got attached to his name around 89/90
just because he didn’t want to be called DJ Bukem anymore :)
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 16:01, archived)

Parking wardens aren't all that bad
I've written letters (I can write good, me) and successfully had four parking tickets in Bath cancelled.




_{What am I saying? They're all cnuts}
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)

the council ones aren't that bad...
cos they're not targetted (although there are exceptions)...

The private contracted ones are the worst
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)

For the most part
Council's want to keep the traffic flowing so business and citizens can go about their business.

The contractors want your money.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:41, archived)

he'll be dead
in a couple of seconds anyway, I'd risk it.
(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)

But not before
His eyes would pop out like Arnie's in Total Recall.

_{Gotta love that whore with three tits}
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)

...hard

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)

...twice

(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:51, archived)

But with a double clevage ..
you'd get a tongue cramp and be flubbering so much that you'd die of dehydration surely?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:51, archived)

Well actually...
Surely when Richter shot her in the back it would have blown the central one off?

I suppose that'd just be another hole to have a go at.
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:57, archived)

ha ha ha oh...
So thats what the word jobsworth means then.

How did I never realise that before.

B3ta the edukater.
(ReReformed, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:13, archived)