Ever wondered what happened to Beagle 2?
Okay not strictly an image but, some how appropriate I think:

www.transformersmovie.com/

This is for everyone who was hoping that the Transformers movie wasn't going to be shit.

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(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 10:46, archived)

The movie may be well made
but Transformers are still shit

"I'm a fantastic shit hot robot, capable of intergalactic space travel, talking and fighting.
I'm gonna turn in to a car so I can drive up to 55mph! Woot!"

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUBBISH!

:D

*edit, I just remembered, didn't one turn in to a cassette player?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
wonder if it's in the movie, but turns in to........ A Blu-Ray player! WoooooooooOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 10:48, archived)

wow, 55 miles an hour
what if they suddenly start speeding

and drive at 60 MILES AN HOUR!!!!!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 10:54, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
that would set a bad example to children, so they would not do that.
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 10:58, archived)

one turns into a microscope...
...
( Brims mmm boggins..., Sat 1 Jul 2006, 10:58, archived)

...

( Brims mmm boggins..., Sat 1 Jul 2006, 10:58, archived)

sweet!
so he can look at things on small glass slides?

why didn't he just look at the slide with his robo eye without changing?
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 10:59, archived)

because despite being a microscope, he was able to function as a telescope.
The other Transformers website
( Brims mmm boggins..., Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)

wow!
again though, if he has super powered robo eyes, why bother changing shape?
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)

For the exact same reason a dog licks his balls.
Because he can.
( gronkpan, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:23, archived)

My mate had one that turned into a rock.
That really is the shittest toy on earth.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 10:59, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahh
Hope that ones in the film
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:00, archived)

Hahahahaha
He'll probably be the one that saves the day. Bleddy producers and their morals.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)

It's directed by Michael Bay, the man behind "The Rock" with Connery/Cage...
so you may well have hit on something.....
( The Great Architect, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)

Oh god
*Gives up all hope*
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)

Yup, 'Soundwave'....
/god, how the hell did I remember that from all those eons ago?

- bigger problem is this, if they do megatron, (robot to gun) how are they gonna get over the 'size' issue, I mean - Optimus prime, bloody great Truck... Megatron - puny rifle...

place your bets
( The Great Architect, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)

that was always my confusioin
they never could get scale right.


But enough of this, lets kick this up a gear.....

"GOBOTS WERE BETTER!"

_{*runs off laughing}
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

*remembers those too*
sheesh
( The Great Architect, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

wowooooowooooo
blue skies on mars
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 10:55, archived)

wouldn't they be just a bit blue?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:28, archived)

If it's not yours, don't compo it...
besides, this was put on the links board nearly 2 weeks ago
( The Great Architect, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

im all for it personally
I loved transformers. also, Steven Speilberg is a producer on th new film so it cant be all that bad.

btw: Megatron was the best, even if he did run away scared in EVERY episode
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)

The director though
was responsible for Armageddon and Pearl Harbour. Two of the worst films I've ever had the misfortune to see.
(wheresthefish, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:39, archived)

Armageddon is unbelievably bad
I reckon half the budget went on giant illuminated countdowns.

Awful, and I shall never watch Pearl Harbour.

I did see The Island the other day though, that was pretty good, all the way up to the end which was utter ridiculous and spoilt it.
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:43, archived)

I've still got an original
and boxed up in mint condition Optimus Prime up in my loft.

I may be tempted to see how much I can flog it for when the film comes out and peoples interest is piqued again in Transformers.
(Marwood, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:41, archived)

maybe £60 if you're lucky
but there are a lot about on Ebay it seems

and when the film comes out the market will be flooded.

I say you should probably get it out of its box and play with it now, at least you'd get some enjoyment then.
( HappyToast sorted on, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:46, archived)

Fuck it,
I've got shit loads of toys and stuff from 20+ years ago sat up in my loft.

I'm too lazy to ever get around to selling them, I'll pass them onto my kids one day probably, whether they like it or not.
(Marwood, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 11:47, archived)