Have I mis-read?

sorry.

From the If Emo Ruled The World challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:00, archived)

*Comedy trombone*

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

Another ninja
Are we related?
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:01, archived)

pirates will kick both your asses!
ha!
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)

WRONG!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)

Even if it's robot pirates
from mars?
( The Doctor, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

even then
how the HELL would pirates EVER outsmart a ninja!?
what kind of twisted logic is that?!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)

Twisted robot logic of course.
I could just breed a ninja and pirate though and sort all this out.
( The Doctor, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

that was JUST what i was thinking about

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

Imagine the profit on the specialist porn sales from filming it too.
*rubs hands together*
( The Doctor, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

*rubs the doctor*
*rubs ninjas*
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:28, archived)

Trousers begone!

( The Doctor, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:30, archived)

because you may never underestimate the wit of a pirate.
ninjas are just homosexuals who are afraid to come out of the closet, and therefore wear tight clothes and throw stars.
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

i am no homo
and i could kick any pirate's ass
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

nu-uuh.
i could kick you and your daddy's arse.
and your hamster too!
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)

No you couldnt!
You're a girl for lawds sake!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)

TopUpTheTea is a girl?!?
*faints*
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)

Either that
or a man with nice legs.

*hopes its not the latter*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:26, archived)

no, you're wrong.
pirates can only be defeated by vikings or the british navy.

100% fact.
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

hello
*waves smiteing hammer*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

the british navy WERE pirates
Queen Lizzie recruited them to defend her trade ships against the devious Spaniards.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

or great big fuck-off octopi
/saw pirates of the cari-bean last night
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)

OO! OO! ME! ME!!
Any good????
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

very, bit too slapstick at times
but a thoughly enjoyable romp in the hay.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

i have to wait till august to go watch it.
is it any good?
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

Why August?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)

because they won't show it till august.
(i live in belgium)
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)

Dagnabbit!
It will be worth the wait!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)

yay!

( Mr. Johnson, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:13, archived)

It's good isn't it!
I thought it was absolutely Krakken ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

pfft sucker

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)

now, now.
lets not get (p)irate about it.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)

Yeah!
I thought they had bandit!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:13, archived)

^ this
Mightily
( The Doctor, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

Which option does that leave me then, with my icon?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

Arse Pirate shirley?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

What a great Drag Queen name

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:05, archived)

Pfft!

( The Doctor, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)

MAGENTA KILLS ALL!
'sall
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

I have much respect for pirates
especially ring ones
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

Probably
After all, we're all descendants of the original Mr and Mrs Ninja
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:04, archived)

damn
just had a look on genesconnected.com

no sign. (we are trained to simply dissapear though)

*vanishes*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:06, archived)

HAHAhahahaha
I mis-read it last night too

www.b3ta.com/board/6121542
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:02, archived)

Your post
PFFT!!!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:03, archived)

Wtf?

( davew27, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:07, archived)

it's ok Dave - it's just something from popular culture ;)
Draw a car and make it go away
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:08, archived)

DRAW A PROBE!!!
NOW!! I LIEK T3H PROBEZ
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

*probes*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:09, archived)

*likes*
*spluffs*
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)

Ford that is...
...not t3h anal probe as mentioned by my colleague just now.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)

No, *that* you can draw for me

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:11, archived)

No
First I've got to draw a Ford Ka cos they look stupid :O
( davew27, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)

it was from a time before you were in your mummys tummy!

( prodigy69 on drink, painkillers and missing a tooth, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 11:10, archived)