If I had the energy/talent
I'd make you a lovely spider crab *edit* clown i mean clown!
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 11:43,
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I know there's already one out there
from killer klowns from outer space, but I can't find it. oh well.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 12:02,
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