Genetically engineered biohatbabies are the way forward.

They tend to grab porn mags off the top shelves when you're in the newsagents though.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)

haha
how terribly useful ahem
i'd make the baby put the mags back of course
( Spoon, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)