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From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 557 entries (closed)

( paranoiaman, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:01, archived)

You scream...

( thiswasmyclone, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:04, archived)

I'M BORED!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:04, archived)

Have
you tried counting you fingers?
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:05, archived)

or
cutting them
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:06, archived)

or
tightening them into a vice one by one, them pulling your arm away as hard and fast as possible.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:10, archived)

pfft
i read that as cunting!
(Fit bird from the Samsung Galaxy Tab viral ad with the elephant n shit CGI is for cunts and sluts, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:07, archived)

Wine just came out of my nose!
Some bizaare spoonerism:)

Yay to Trading Places being on TV though:)
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:08, archived)

the wierd thing was.
you were drinking milk.

:S
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:11, archived)

I did in fact spray milk outta mi snozz this morning
due to the hat!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:13, archived)

I missed it

(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:12, archived)

I don't care!

( thiswasmyclone, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:07, archived)

I think you do really
You're just too much of a noob to know
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:10, archived)