My Russian Inventor Friend models The Offical 2003 George Bush hat!

Includes:
Portable missile launcher!
Perfect for starting wars that nobody wants!
Blair Whistle
Summon Blair to your side (Includes control of UK)
All yours for just $450,000,000 and an excuse to attack Iraq!
Order now!
(, Fri 3 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)