One you definately wouldn't have seen in the 80's


Apologies for crapness!!

From the Transformers That Were Never Made challenge. See all 178 entries (closed)

(jidler changed his name on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

Defin-a-tely!

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

Apology not excepted!
You must now mown my garden for a week.

You get a woo first though.
( Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

your garden is crap
the pond is dirty
the weeds are overgrown
the crazy paving is far too conservative
and i have a slug chewing on my shoe
/mown mown mown
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

Hehehe
mown
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

Mowning while moaning and groaning
/whips
( Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

into shape
/yogart
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)

m0wnd

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

*mowns in Solidhart's garden*

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)

Can you do my back yard
while you're at it please.

www.b3ta.com/board/6210189
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

hahahaha
I only thought you got those when you were too fat to walk!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

*rolls*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)

US sales figures topped £84 billion last year alone.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)

figures would have been higher
if it hadn't been for the introduction of the
remote controlled fridge
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

The figures won't be higher
because they will all die in traffic accident for crossing the road slowly.
( Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

Indeed,
It is tempting when you see one of the 30 stone heffers riding around on them so tell them that is they walked they might lose some of that weight and get fitter and healthier.

And I speak as a lazy FB who's trying to sort it out!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

even more when they started
their 'Free burger with each trolley' campaign . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)

there is a guy who lives near my parents who go one because he was too fat to walk.
then he stopped walking and got fatter, and got too fat for his charriot. Now he has some imported american chariot with loads of extra support and wide tyres. Think of a battery opperated quad bike, but without the need to lift a leg over the seat in the middle.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)

this country needs a fat tax
everyone over 16 stone should be forced to
buy me dinner
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)

amen to that brother!
I'm in.
( mr horrible, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)

Oi!
make it 20 and I'm in!

/17st+ blog
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

ha ha!!
*chews teh fat*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)

he would have to buy you at least 2 dinners then
the guy used to live further away from my parents, but had to move closer to town as he couldn't get on the bus anymore because he was too large.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

he now goes to town on a forklift?

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)

no
the forklift is his fork

you should see the spoon!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

no
he can only go to asda, and they have to move stuff out of the way for him because his charriot is too big to go round the shop properly
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

let me guess he has a glandular problem?
ie: the only problem with his gland is he can't stuff enough food into it quick enough

mind you I'm a fat batsard too, but I walk places I want to go, damn it!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

I don't know
I don't speak to him, but he has deffinately got bigger since they gave him the charriot. he used to walk places (well he had to because he wasn't allowed on the bus)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)

lol
"Get off my bus! You is too festively plump!"
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)

*desperately tries to gain weight*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

you don't have to be over 16 stone to buy me dinner handsome :D
*flutters*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)

Out of their own flesh.
I'll take the meat from the waist part.
( Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)

i like a lil rump
but will settle for a large one :P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)