When penetrating apples, always remember:


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(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)

Hahahahaha
Quality stuff!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)

to wear condoms

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:41, archived)

c
cunt
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)

cnuts?

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:48, archived)

hello
apples rule ass aswell
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:42, archived)

YAY FOR THE SMITHS !
any excuse for a pea roast !


( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)

that's...
horribly fantastic, that is.
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)

*blushes and titters* why thank you :D

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:52, archived)

may I borrow it?
:D
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:12, archived)

go on then !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)

that's some website she has
www.michelleofficial.co.uk/
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:54, archived)

WHAT IS THE PASSWORD
I NEED IT TO VIEW FAT GIRL!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 20:08, archived)

grin maniacally?
*notes down*
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)

Penetrating apples?
We'll just tell your mother we, er, ate it all
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)

bunsen!

( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)

fake!
:)
( cupboardy, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)

Bullet Boys
1988
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)